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Mar. 28th, 2004 | 12:49 am

As a special birthday present I have no health insurance, and now my ear is in constant pain, and so is my neck. I think a piece broke off my tooth the other day too. As a bonus I gained 4 pounds since my birthday.

Am I going to die slowly, and painfully?

On the plus side instead of poop spatting against me today what fell out of the sky, and hit me was a soccer ball. It only hurt a little.

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from: never_here
date: Mar. 28th, 2004 04:03 pm (UTC)

You gained 4 pounds since your birthday, how did that happen? I'm glad poop didn't fall out of the sky at you, soccor balls suck too though.... I'm not sure which is worse.

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